Hate Leaves Ugly Scars, Love Leaves Beautiful

The Death Of Someone We Know Always Reminds Us That We Are Still Alive - Perhaps For Some Purpose Which We Ought To Re-examine.

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

Altruism Is A Hard Master, But So Is Opportunism.

A Hypochondriac Is One Who Has A Pill For Everything Except What Ails Him.

A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which "i'm Sorry" Is Said Just Often Enough.