Harry [shearer] And I Had An Idea

I Like Writing Because You Can Make Things Happen And Turn Out The Way They Never Do In Real Life.

I Hate Those Movies Where Hundreds Of People Get Blown Up And There Are Jokes Afterward. They Poison The Soul.

I Make The Joke, All The Time, That If You Have The Word "man" And A Number In The Title, Like Batman 2, Spider-man 2 Or Iron Man 12, You'll Get It Made. The Kind Of Movies I Make, Studios Don't Make Them. I've Made A Lot Of Movies, And At Castle Rock, We've Made 125 Movies. None Of Them Get Made At A Studio. I've Got To Scrounge Around For Money, Every Time. I Just Like To Tell Stories. I'm A Storyteller, So I Want The Most People To See It.

If You've Ever Made Up Something On The Spot And Made Somebody Laugh, You Can Credit Jonathan Winters With Inspiration.

With The Films I've Done, I've Written On Them, I've Acted In Some Of Them. And Even Ones I Haven't Acted In, I've Acted Them Out Just To Be Sure Another Actor Can Do Them.