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Take "no" As An Encouragement To Redouble His Efforts, So It Was Easier To Say "yes" Right Away.

He Comes Off A Little Like Practical Pig In The Three Little Pigs.

The Media Have The Ability To Attract The Craziest People To Call In Perfectly Absurd Tips. Every Newsroom In The World Gets Updates From Ufologists, Graphologists, Scientologists, Paranoiacs, And Every Sort Of Conspiracy Theorist.

Those Pointless Equations, To Which No Solution Exists, Are Called Absurdities.

When I Find The Motherfucker Who Tortured An Innocent Cat To Death Just To Send Us A Warning, I'm Going To Clobber Him With A Baseball Bat