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In The Old Days They, The Promoters, Wanted More And More From Me. They Wanted Me To Jump Or Spill My Blood And Break My Bones. Every Time They Wanted Me To Jump Further, And Further, And Further. Hell, They Thought My Bike Had Wings.

You're Never A Failure Until You Fail To Get Up.

When I Hit That Pavement At 70 Or 80 Mph Those Suits Just Ripped.

I Guess I Thought I Was Elvis Presley But I'll Tell Ya Something. All Elvis Did Was Stand On A Stage And Play A Guitar. He Never Fell Off On That Pavement At No 80 Mph.

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