Happy Is He Who Causes A Scandal

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will. There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. I Am Not Mad.

Man Cannot Change Or Escape His Time. The Eye Sees The Present And The Future

It Is Good Taste, And Good Taste Alone, That Possesses The Power To Sterilize And Is Always The First Handicap To Any Creative Functioning.

I Do Not Understand Why, When I Ask For Grilled Lobster In A Restaurant, I'm Never Served A Cooked Telephone.

Give Me Two Hours A Day Of Activity, And I'll Take The Other Twenty-two In Dreams.