Happy Is He Who Causes A Scandal

The Sole Difference Between Myself And A Madman Is The Fact That I Am Not Mad.

Sometimes I Spit On My Mother's Portrait For Pleasure.

I Think That The Sweetest Freedom For A Man On Earth Consists In Being Able To Live, If He Likes, Without Having The Need To Work.

Each Morning When I Awake, I Experience Again A Supreme Pleasure - That Of Being Salvador Dali.

When The Creations Of A Genius Collide With The Mind Of A Layman, And Produce An Empty Sound, There Is Little Doubt As To Which Is At Fault.