Happy Is He Who Causes A Scandal

Begin By Learning To Draw And Paint Like The Old Masters. After That, You Can Do As You Like; Everyone Will Respect You.

Wars Have Never Hurt Anybody Except The People Who Die.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

Genius Has To Pass Over Madness And Madness Over Genius

The Difference Between False Memories And True Ones Is The Same As For Jewels: It Is Always The False Ones That Look The Most Real, The Most Brilliant.