Happiness Is Sitting Down To Watch Some

I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You. If You Don't Hurt Anybody Else, What You Do Is Your Own Business.

You Become Successful, The Way I See It, Only If You're Good Enough To Deliver What The Public Enjoys. If You're Not, You Won't Have Any Audience; So The Performer Really Has More To Do With His Success Than The Public Does.

Anytime Four New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Together Without Arguing, A Bank Robbery Has Just Taken Place.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.