Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!

Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

When You Die, Are You Ever Allowed To Come Back?" "only If You Had Your Hand Stamped.

No Problem Is So Formidable That You Can't Walk Away From It.