Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You

You Know It's Going To Hell When The Best Rapper Out There Is White And The Best Golfer Is Black.

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I Don't Care What People Think. People Are Stupid.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.