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The Only Athletic Sport I Ever Mastered Was Backgammon.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.

Nature Designed Us To Be Of Good Cheer.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

Wits, Like Drunken Men With Swords, Are Apt To Draw Their Steel Upon Their Best Acquaintances.