Guns Don't Kill, People Do.

Because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke!

Never Point At Anything Beige And Call It Cool.

Guns Don't Kill, People Do.

It's Not That I Don't Like Penises. I Just Don't Like Them On Men.

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.