Grinning Like A Necrophiliac In A Morgue.

The Thing With Crowns Is, It Isn't The Putting Them On That's The Problem, It's The Taking Them Off.

Whatever Happens, They Say Afterwards, It Must Have Been Fate. People Are Always A Little Confused About This, As They Are In The Case Of Miracles. When Someone Is Saved From Certain Death By A Strange Concatenation Of Circumstances, They Say That's A Miracle. But Of Course If Someone Is Killed By A Freak Chain Of Events -- The Oil Spilled Just There, The Safety Fence Broken Just There -- That Must Also Be A Miracle. Just Because It's Not Nice Doesn't Mean It's Not Miraculous.

And Sin, Young Man, Is When You Treat People Like Things.

Magic Is Just A Way Of Saying 'i Don't Know.'

This Is A Lovely Party," Said The Bursar To A Chair, "i Wish I Was Here.