Greatness Is One Of The Sensations Of

We Should All Be Obliged To Appear Before A Board Every Five Years And Justify Our Existence... On Pain Of Liquidation.

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaller, Not A Champagne Teetotaller.

Reminiscences Make One Feel So Deliciously Aged And Sad.

Schools And Schoolmasters, As We Have Them Today, Are Not Popular As Places Of Education And Teachers, But Rather Prisons And Turnkeys In Which Children Are Kept To Prevent Them Disturbing And Chaperoning Their Parent.

Take The Utmost Care To Get Well Born And Well Brought Up.