Great Music Is In The Ear Of

I Love The Bee Gees, But Only The Pre-disco Stuff. From '64 To '69, I've Got All Their Albums.

My Son Ain't Going To Be Miserable Because He's Going To Be The Child Of A Rock Star, The End.

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.

If I Can Give You Any Advice, It's This: Every Hour That You Spend Sat On The Couch Doing Nothing, Put It To Good Use, Because When You Have Kids, An Hour Is Like A Lifetime.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.