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Theologians Are All Alike, Of Whatever Religion Or Country They May Be; Their Aim Is Always To Wield Despotic Authority Over Men's Consciences; They Therefore Persecute All Of Us Who Have The Temerity To Tell The Truth.

Great Things Are Achieved Only When We Take Great Risks.

Little Minds Try To Defend Everything At Once, But Sensible People Look At The Main Point Only; They Parry The Worst Blows And Stand A Little Hurt If Thereby They Avoid A Greater One. If You Try To Hold Everything, You Hold Nothing.

It Is Disgusting To Notice The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects, And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country As A Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee; This Must Be Prevented. His Majesty Was Brought Up On Beer, And So Were Both His Ancestors And Officers. Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer, And The King Does Not Believe That Coffee-drinking Soldiers Can Be Relied Upon To Endure Hardships In Case Of Another War.

Christianity Is An Old Metaphysical Fiction, Stuffed With Fables, Contradictions And Absurdities: It Was Spawned In The Fevered Imagination Of The Orientals, And Then Spread To Our Europe, Where Some Fanatics Espoused It, Where Some Intriguers Pretended To Be Convinced By It And Where Some Imbeciles Actually Believed It.