Grease Is The Only Cure For A

I Sincerely Apologize To Anyone I May Have Inadvertently Offended...the Bag Was A Purchase I Made As A Tourist In China.

I'm A Salty, Greasy Girl. I Give Every French Fry A Fair Chance. Could You Just Lay Some Lard In My Belly?

To Me, That's The Wealth Of My Life: My Friends And Family And The Experience I Get To Share With Them.

Whenever I Don't' Have To Wear Makeup, It's A Good Day.

Convenience Is Not An Acceptable Foundational Value For Society. It’s A Disease.