Grammar Is The Grave Of Letters.

Respectability Is The Dickey On The Bosom Of Civilization.

In Order To Have Friends, You Must First Be One.

Academic Education Is The Act Of Memorizing Things Read In Books, And Things Told By College Professors Who Got Their Education Mostly By Memorizing Things Read In Books.

We Are Punished By Our Sins, Not For Them.

It's Pretty Hard To Be Efficient Without Being Obnoxious.