Graffiti Is One Of The Few Tools

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.

Art Should Comfort The Disturbed And Disturb The Comfortable.

People Who Get Up Early In The Morning Cause War, Death And Famine.

Sometimes I Feel So Sick At The State Of The World I Can't Even Finish My Second Apple Pie.

People Are Fond Of Using Military Terms To Describe What They Do. We Call It Bombing When We Go Out Painting, When Of Course It's More Like Entertaining The Troops In A Neutral Zone, During Peacetime In A Country Without An Army.