Grab This Day By The Neck And

Morocco Is The Greatest. I Should Be Getting Money From The Moroccans Because I'm Just Telling Everyone That It's A Wonderful Place To Go.

I Don't Know What My Fans Are Going To Think. It's Definitely Not What They're Used To From Me.

Yeah, I Think That's Sort Of The American Way. And It's Also The Polish Way, It Turns Out.

My Iphone Has 2 Million Times The Storage Of The 1969 Apollo 11 Computer. They Went To The Moon. I Throw Birds At Pig Houses

We're Creating A Tv Show Of Scrooge, Starring Jamie Farr, With Buddy Hackett As Scrooge. We're Shooting In This Victorian Set For Weeks, And Hackett Is Pissed All The Time, Angry That He's Not The Center Of Attention, And Finally We Get To The Scene Where We've Gotta Shoot Him At The Window, Saying, "go Get My Boots," Or Whatever. The Set Is Stocked With Victorian Extras And Little Children In Oliver Kind Of Outfits, And The Director Says, "all Right, Bud - Just Give It Whatever You Want." And Hackett Goes Off On A Rant. Unbelievably Obscene.