Government Should Stay The Hell Out Of

A Man From The West Will Fight Over Three Things: Water, Women And Gold, And Usually In That Order.

It Is True That I Was Denied Access To A Facility At Wright-patterson Air Force Base In Dayton, Ohio, Because I Never Got In. I Can't Tell You What Was Inside. We Both Know About The Rumors Concerning A Captured Ufo And Crew Members. I Have Never Seen What I Would Call A Ufo, But I Have Intelligent Friends Who Have.

It Is Impossible To Maintain Freedom And Order And Justice Without Religious And Moral Sanctions.

I've Played Everything - Baseball, Football, Basketball. I Can Still Swim A Mile A Day. That's Why I Can't Walk.

Hubert Humphrey Talks So Fast That Listening To Him Is Like Trying To Read Playboy Magazine With Your Wife Turning The Pages.