Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

Being Brave Is Being Scared And Worried And Still Doing It [what You Do]. Because If You're Just A Wacko, A Mashugana, A Crazy Guy, Then You're Not Brave, Your Nuts!

Critics Can't Even Make Music By Rubbing Their Back Legs Together.

My Mother Is Very Short - Four-eleven. She Could Walk Under Tables And Never Hit Her Head.

I Love [nikolai] Gogol's Great Eye For Idiot Behavior. Gogol Said That Life Is So Tragic, So Stupendously Sad That We'd Better Laugh A Lot And Enjoy Ourselves. You Either Get A Sense Of Humor Going Or You Go Under.

Not Only Should We Laugh About Hitler. We Must Laugh About Him. Especially In Berlin.