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Discontented Women Dream Of Being Rescued By Prince Charming. Discontented Men Dream Of Finding A Horny Blond In The Back Seat Ofa Taxi.

Old Age Learns About Less After A Lifetime Of More.

The Popping Of Bubblegum Discourages The Most Determined Lecher.

Fruitless Striving Breeds Less Despair Than Inaction.

Most Bad Luck Is The Misfortune Of Not Being An Exception.