Gone Are The Days When A Gentleman

No, That's What I Think God Does To You. He Gives You Some Great Gig In Which You Make A Whole Heap Of Money, And You're Just On Top Of The World And On Every Magazine Cover, But Your Personal Life Is Miserable. And For Most Of That Time, I Have To Say, My Personal Life Was Pretty Miserable.

Loneliness Is The Universal Problem Of Rich People.

Of Course It's True: The Public Want To See Young People - Young People Are The People Who Go To The Cinema. It's A Sad Fact Of Life, But You've Got To Accept It And Not Whine About It.

Of Course It Does On Opening Night, But I've Never Had That Devastating Stage Fright That Some People Get, But Apparently, You Can Develop It.

The Cosmetics Industry Has Much To Answer For. It's A Multi-million- Pound Confidence Trick Based On Giving Women Endless Hope, Courtesy Of Overpriced Little Pots.