Golf's Holy Grail - A Genius Course.

Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot Is Still Pretty Good.

The Dollars Aren't So Important... Once You Have Them.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Only One Golfer In A Thousand Grips The Club Lightly Enough.

Nobody Ever Heard Jack Nicklaus Say "i Don't Know" About Anything.