Golf Is A Mental Disorder.

I Do Not Believe That I Am Made Of The Stuff Which Constitutes Heroes, Because, In All Of The Hundreds Of Instances That My Voluntary Acts Have Placed Me Face To Face With Death, I Cannot Recall A Single One Where Any Alternative Step To That I Took Occurred To Me Until Many Hours Later.

You Are Here For But An Instant, And You Mustn't Take Yourself Too Seriously

In One Respect At Least The Martians Are A Happy People, They Have No Lawyers.

I Have Discovered That The World Over, Unusual Weather Prevails At All Times Of The Year.

I Do Not Think That I Am Ever Overconfident. I Am Merely Wholly Confident, And I Maintain That There Is All The Difference In The World There.