Golf Is A Mental Disorder.

I Loathed Poverty And I Would Have Liked To Put My Hands On The Party Who Said That Poverty Is An Honorable Estate. It Is An Indication Of Inefficiency And Nothing More. There Is Nothing Honorable Or Fine About It.

If I Had Followed My Better Judgment Always, My Life Would Have Been A Very Dull One.

The More One Listens To Ordinary Conversations The More Apparent It Becomes That The Reasoning Faculties Of The Brain Take Little Part In The Direction Of The Vocal Organs.

I Knew Nothing About The Technique Of Story Writing, And Now, After Eighteen Years Of Writing, I Still Know Nothing About The Technique, Although With The Publication Of My New Novel, Tarzan And The Lost Empire, There Are 31 Books On My List.

Fortunate Indeed Are Those In Which There Is Combined A Little Good And A Little Bad, A Little Knowledge Of Many Things Outside Their Own Callings, A Capacity For Love And A Capacity For Hate, For Such As These Can Look With Tolerance Upon All, Unbiased By The Egotism Of Him Whose Head Is So Heavy On One Side That All His Brains Run To That Point.