God's Trustiest Lieutenants Often Lack Official Credentials.

I Like To Quote Myself Frequently And Often, It Makes Me Sound Much More Intelligent Than I Actually Am.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Thinks Everybody Is As Nasty As Himself, And Hates Them For It.

The Notion That Inspiration Is Something That Happened Thousands Of Years Ago, And Was Then Finished And Done With. . . The Theory That God Retired From Business At That Period And Has Not Been Heard From Since, Is As Silly As It Is Blasphemous.

Science Can Never Solve One Problem Without Raising Ten More Problems.

When Domestic Servants Are Treated As Human Beings It Is Not Worth While To Keep Them.