God Is Like A Shitty Girlfriend.

I Spend Enough Time Onscreen Looking Hangdog And Depressed.

I Do Feel A Lot Of Times Like I'm Out Of My League With My Kids In Terms Of What My Responsibility Is.

If You Do Something And People Think You're Stupid, Just Go For Crazy. You Get More Respect That Way Because Nobody Likes Stupid People.

If I Owned A Network, I Would Never Let A Guy Just Put People On Without Telling Me Who They Are.

You Can't Direct Without A Good Crew.