God Is Like A Shitty Girlfriend.

I Would Rather Be With My Kids Than Anybody Else.

The Problem Is, The More Famous You Get, The More People See You Who Didn't Choose To.

It's A Positive Thing To Talk About Terrible Things And Make People Laugh About Them.

I Have A Crazy Amount Of Different Jobs, So The Way I Manage That Is To Not Do More Than One At A Time. It's Like Old Computers That Had Small Memory Chips, They Would Do Something Called Swapping, Where They Would Fill The Memory With One Task, Do It And Get It Out.

I Wish I Could Know Everything Ever, Like That Would Be My Wish - That's What I Hope Heaven Is, That They Tell You Who Shot Jfk And All That Stuff.