God Is Less Careful Than General Motors,

What's For Dinner Is The Only Question Many Husbands Ask Their Wives, And The Only One To Which They Care About The Answer.

Even In The Same Family, One Child Will Always Instinctively Know When To Ask For Things, And Another Won't.

Some Marriages Break Up, And Some Do Not, And In Our World You Can Usually Explain The Former Better Than The Latter.

We Lavish On Animals The Love We Are Afraid To Show To People. They Might Not Return It; Or Worse, They Might.

Be Glad That You're Greedy; The National Economy Would Collapse If You Weren't.