God Is An Oppressor, He Is Incapable

Like Many Men, I Am Not Ashamed To Admit That My Principal Joys Are Domestic. I Love Cooking, And I Love Looking After My Children. Indeed, The Times That I Have With Them Are The Only Ones When I Feel Unconditionally Happy.

Love Is A Kind Of Dementia With Very Precise And Oft-repeated Clinical Symptoms.

When You Have Children It Completely Shifts Your Focus; They Become The Most Passionate Love Of Your Life...

Women Only Nag When They Feel Unappreciated.

When You Fall In Love, It Is A Temporary Madness. It Erupts Like An Earthquake, And Then It Subsides. And When It Subsides, You Have To Make A Decision. You Have To Work Out Whether Your Roots Are Become So Entwined Together That It Is Inconceivable That You Should Ever Part.