God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus

The Motive Of Fear Is The Be-all And End-all Of Religion.

The Music Critic, Huneber, Could Never Quite Make Up His Mind About A New Symphony Until He Had Seen The Composer's Mistress.

What The Meaning Of Human Life May Be I Don't Know: I Incline To Suspect That It Has None.

Journalism Is To Politician As Dog Is To Lamp-post.

I Know Of No Human Being Who Has A Better Time Than An Eager And Energetic Young Reporter.