God Is A Great Humorist. He Just

Scripture Doesn't Promise That God Will Remove Temptation, Only That You'll Be Given Strength To Withstand It.

You're Such A Big Liar You Gotta Get Your Neighbor To Call Your Dog.

God Is A Great Humorist. He Just Has A Slow Audience To Work With.

It Is More Worthy In The Eyes Of God . . . If A Writer Makes Three Pages Sharp And Funny About The Lives Of Geese Than To Make Three Hundred Fat And Flabby About God Or The American People.

I Was Afraid You Had Deceased,' He Said. 'or Gotten Engrossed In A Long Book.