God Help Those Who Do Not Help

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

Easy Street Is A Blind Alley.

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.