God Help Those Who Do Not Help

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are Like A Snappy Introduction To A Tedious Book.

Be Nice To People On Your Way Up Because You'll Meet Them On Your Way Down.