God Bless The King, And Grant Him

He That Spends A Groat A Day Idly, Spends Idly Above 6 L. A Year, Which Is The Price Of Using 100 L.

Let No Pleasure Tempt Thee, No Profit Allure Thee, No Persuasion Move Thee, To Do Anything Which Thou Knowest To Be Evil; So Shalt Thou Always Live Jollity; For A Good Conscience Is A Continual Christmas.

Ben Franklin Was A Little Stout Later In Life And It Was Said That In Paris A Young Woman, Tapping Him On His Protruding Abdomen, Said,"dr. Franklin, If This Were On A Woman, We'd Know What To Think." And Franklin Replied,"half An Hour Ago, Mademoiselle, It Was On A Woman, And Now What Do You Think?"

If You Know How To Spend Less Than You Get, You Have The Philosopher's Stone.

If You'd Be Beloved, Make Yourself Amiable. A True Friend Is The Best Possession.