God Bless America. Let's Try To Save

And If The Computer Gives You Any Back Talk, Pour Some Well-sugared Office Coffee Into Its Evil Little Silicon Brain.

Truth Is Always The Enemy Of Power. And Power The Enemy Of Truth.

Roosters: The Cry Of The Male Chicken Is The Most Barbaric Yawp In All Of Nature.

Every Writer Has His Favorite Coterie Of Enemies: Mine Is The East Coast Literati -- Those Prep School Playmates And Their Ivy League Colleagues.

Preacher To Me: 'a Dollar For The Lord, Brother?' Me To Preacher: 'that's All Right, I'm Headed His Way. I'll Give It To Him When I See Him.'