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She Stared At Me With Concern A Few Moments Longer And Then Relaxed A Little. "okay. But If You Need Anything—" "i Know, I Know. Call On The Love Phone.

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If Your Eyes Weren't Open, You Wouldn't Know The Difference Between Dreaming And Waking.