Given A Chance, I Would Like To

I Haven't Known Life To Be Any Happier.

I Could Really Try New Things. That Was Satanism, It Works Really Well, I Made A Pact.

Heartthrobs Are A Dime A Dozen.

[fatherhood] Is Everything.... The Hardest Job In The World, The Most Rewarding Job In The World.... We Put In Long Days. And To Go Home And Have Dinner With Your Kids, And Have To Discipline One Of Them Who's Out Of Line, And Still Have The Energy For That Is.... I Can't Explain The Fulfillment Of That, But It Is Everything.

A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: "wife Wanted". Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: "you Can Have Mine."