Give Me An Honest Con Man Any

You Take Somebody That Cries Their Goddam Eyes Out Over Phoney Stuff In The Movies, And Nine Times Out Of Ten They're Mean Bastards At Heart.

Who Wants Flowers When Youre Dead? Nobody.

I Like It When Somebody Gets Excited About Something. It's Nice.

Were Most Of Your Stars Out? Were You Busy Writing Your Heart Out?

I'm The Most Terrific Liar You Ever Saw In Your Life. It's Awful. If I'm On My Way To The Store To Buy A Magazine, Even, And Somebody Asks Me Where I'm Going, I'm Liable To Say I'm Going To The Opera. It's Terrible.