Give Me A Scotch, I'm Starving.

Whenever I Watch Someone Doing Something, Even If It Doesn't Turn Out So Great, I At Least Admire Their Intentions And Stuff.

There's Somewhere You're Supposed To Go, And If You Get Quiet Enough, You'll Make It.

There Are Some Parents Who Have Really Done It Right And Told Their Kid, 'you Know, We Have This Dough, None Of This Is For You. You Have To Get Your Own.

The Greatest Thing My Dad Taught Me Came From When I Called Him From A Phone Booth And Said, 'hungry. No Bus Token. Please. Out Of Options.' He Said, 'pfft, Get A Job.

Mcdonald's Being The Official Restaurant Of The Olympics Is Like Smoking Being The Official Medicine Of Cancer.