Give Me A Scotch, I'm Starving.

If I Was A Pokemon, I'll Either Be A Psyduck Or A Jigglypuff.

It’s Such A Floating Freak Show. You Get A Bit Older And You Start To See What’s Going On Backstage In The Collective Psyche Of This Ridiculous Industry. … Nothing Pleases Me More Than When Somebody Who Was Awe-inspired To Be Working With Me Realizes I’m Just Another Schmuck That They’re Bored Of Hanging Out With On A Set. I Love That Moment. I Like It When That Persistent Illusion Is Smashed.

Give Me A Scotch, I'm Starving.

When You Have A Good Script You're Almost In More Trouble Than When You Have A Terrible Script.

Growing Up Is Something That You Do Your Whole Life. I Want To Always Feel That I Can Be A Kid If I Want. Growing Up Has Some Negative Connotations. Like, You're Not Supposed To Roll Around On The Ground Anymore. You're Not Supposed To Make Fun Of Yourself. You're Not Supposed To Ride A Bicycle. But I'm A Toys-r-us Kid.