Give Me A Couple Of Years, And

I'm Living Beyond My Means, But I Can Afford It.

A Verbal Contract Isn't Worth The Paper It's Written On.

Here I Am Paying Big Money To You Writers And What For? All You Do Is Change The Words.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.

Tell Them To Stand Closer Apart.