Girls Take Up A Lot Of Room.

Morrissey Was My Mrs. Garrett, The House Mother From The Facts Of Life, A Soothing Adult Figure Giving Me Words Of Wisdom.

I Realize That I Will Never Fully Understand The Millions Of Bizarre Ways That Music Brings People Together.

Falling In Love With Renee Was Not The Kind Of Thing You Walk Away From In One Piece. I Had No Chance. She Put A Hitch In My Git-a-long.

It's Always That One Song That Gets To You. You Can Hide, But The Song Comes To Find You.

Thanks To The Greatest Invention Of Recent Years, The Mp3-playing Alarm Clock, I Can Now Choose The Song That Wakes Me Up In The Morning.