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Here Lies Dobby, A Free Elf.

I Think You Have A Moral Responsibility When You've Been Given Far More Than You Need, To Do Wise Things With It And Give Intelligently.

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Doctors?" Said Ron, Looking Startled. "those Muggle Nutters That Cut People Up?