Getting Wasted Is Only Ok When You're

The Only Two Men I Have Time For Are Barack Obama And My Trainer.

I Get To Do What I Love Every Day. I Get To Crawl Into Someone Else's Head And I Love That.

It's A Very Weird Thing To Know Where You Want To Be In Life And All Of A Sudden To Actually Have Taken Some Real Steps Is A Very Strange Feeling. I've Really Done Something That I'm Proud Of.

I've Heard Some Pretty Bad Things In My Life. I'm Just One Of Those People I've Gotten To A Point Where I Don't Want To Be Rude, But If It's Uninvited Attention From People It's Like, "thank You, But No." I'm Going To Shut You Down Right Away.

I'm A Bit Of A Worrier, To An Extreme. I'll Crack A Joke, Then Worry If I've Offended Someone - Even When They're Laughing. I Have A Guilt Complex, Always Worrying.