Getting Married Was A Ball. Being Married

As Far As My Street Cred Goes, I'll Always Have That, Because I Always Hang With The Kids. I'll Jump Right Off The Stage And Buy Them A Beer. I'll Be A Star On Stage, But I'll Always Hang With The Kids.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.

Out Stretched Hands And One Night Stands, Still I Can't Find Love.

I'm All About Change, And I Know Things Are Going To Move Forward In Life, And That's Just How It Goes.

I Have Nightmares That I'm Going To Wake Up, And Everyone's Driving A Prius And Living In A Condo, And We're All Getting Health Insurance.