Get Married, But Never To A Man

It Is Necessary For The Welfare Of Society That Genius Should Be Privileged To Utter Sedition, To Blaspheme, To Outrage Good Taste, To Corrupt The Youthful Mind, And Generally To Scandalize One's Uncles.

If You Leave Your Art, The World Will Beat You Back To It. The World Has Not An Ambition Worth Sharing, Or A Prize Worth Handling.

There Are Only Two Classes In Good Society In England: The Equestrian Classes And The Neurotic Classes.

Democracy Substitutes Election By The Incompetent Many For Appointment By The Corrupt Few.

When A Stupid Man Is Doing Something He Is Ashamed Of, He Always Declares That It Is His Duty.