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We Don't Really Have To Make Fun Of Religion - It Makes Fun Of Itself.

I Get The Playboy Thing A Lot. People Assume I Go Out With Bimbos. I Couldn`t Go Out With Bimbos If I Tried! I Scare Them Off! The Women That Like Me Are Smart. So I Go To The Playboy Mansion Four Or Five Times A Year, But People Think I Go All The Time.

Trump Is A Little Tone-deaf To The Average American. He Unveiled His Slogan This Week: 'are You Better Off Than You Were Four Wives Ago?'

I'm Worried About A Permanent Republican Majority. That's What I'm Worried About For The Future.

This Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Beaches Since The Speedo.