George Burns Was The Father I Never

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?

A Group Or An Artist Shouldn't Get His Money Until His Boss Gets His.

The Democratic Party Of California Is Ready To Sponsor Me. All I Have To Do Is Find The Right Office To Run For.

Who Am I That I Have To Sing Under An Umbrella? These People Are My Fans, And If They Can Stand In The Rain To Hear Me Sing, I Can Stand In The Rain.

I Don't Care If I Never Do Another Tv Show In My Life.