Geologists Are Never At A Loss For

I Come Des Moines. Somebody Had To.

Four Times I Was Honked At For Having The Temerity To Proceed Through Town Without The Benefit Of Metal.

Protons Give An Atom Its Identity, Electrons Its Personality.

Absolute Brain Size Does Not Tell You Everything Or Possibly Sometimes Even Much. Elephants And Whales Both Have Brains Larger Than Ours, But You Wouldn't Have Much Trouble Outwitting Them In Contract Negotiations.

After Years Of Patient Study (and With Cricket There Can Be No Other Kind), I Have Decided That There Is Nothing Wrong With The Game That The Introduction Of Golf Carts Wouldn't Fix In A Hurry.