Genius Unrefined Resembles A Flash Of Lightning,

Isn't It Awful That Cold Feet Make For A Cold Imagination And That A Pair Of Woollen Socks Induce Good Thoughts!

Right And Proof Are Two Crutches For Everything Bent And Crooked That Limps Along.

Perhaps The Most Embarrassing Experience Is Being Caught At A Lie By A Simpleton Who Sneers At Our Asinine Cleverness.

Trousers And The Reputation Of Not Being A Thief Are Similar In The Following Way: There Is No Particular Honor In Having Them Butonce They Are Lost, Everyone Thinks They Have The Right To Insult Us.

You Ardently Strive For Freedom, And I Do Wish You Were Free--but, Rather Than For Your Sake, So That Government Won't Be.