Generally The Pythons Are Better Than Anything

It Was Not Easy Victory In The America Cup. Our Boys Spent Years Experimenting With Different Designs For Their Boat Before They Came Up With The Innovative Idea Of Having A Submerged Nuclear Submarine Tow It.

The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be Arranged To Spell 'embrace Beer.'

Dogs Do Not Grasp The Concept Of House Cleaning.

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When Prince Charles Speaks, Everybody Pretends To Be Fascinated, Even Though He Has Never Said Anything Interesting Except In That Intercepted Telephone Conversation Wherein He Expressed The Desire To Be A Feminine Hygeine Product.