If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be

I've Always Liked It Here. Part Of Me Is Irish. My Family Comes From The West Coast, So Whenever I Come To Ireland I Get A Wee Tingling In My Heart That I'm Where I Belong.

I Was Brought Up A Catholic, For That You Get An A Level In Guilt.

Paddy Was In The Delivery Room When The Midwife Handed Him A Black Baby. "is This Yours?" She Asked "probably" Said Paddy "she Burns Everything Else"

A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended. Religious People, For Instance. They've Been Offending Other People For Centuries.

It Seems To Me That Islam And Christianity And Judaism All Have The Same God, And He's Telling Them All Different Things.