Funkers Are People Who Dig The Funk;

I Wrote And Produced Millions And Millions Of Selling Records, So My Publishing Company Alone Was Worth Millions Of Dollars. I Didn't Have To Work Anymore In Life Because When The Rappers Started Sampling... I'm The Most Sampled Artist In History.

I Wanted To Play The Apollo Theater Because I Didn't Think I Was Going To Be On The Earth Long.

I Decided To Build Up My Band In Buffalo Because Buffalo Was Where I Had Originally Built Up My Own Musical Strength.

I Can't Hang Out As Loose As I Used To, But I Can Still Go Down Jefferson Avenue And Look In The Faces Of Winos, Pimps And Junkies, All The Things I'm Made Of.

My Teacher Said I Would Either Be A Hoodlum, Or A Great Entertainer.